Don’t Ask Her to get Kinky

‘Despicable,

‘Deplorable,

‘And wholly unacceptable.’

Her reaction–understandable–

Still hurt me nonetheless.

‘Abominable,

‘And damnable,

‘And shamefully contemptible.

‘So show me you are penitent,

‘Drop down now and repent.’

On my knees now it’s regrettable,

My request it was retractable,

But she’s become excitable,

And now she’s found her kink.